The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: What they won’t tell you in 15 minute classes…. The Dark Underbelly of Andover

Thirst comments on Mr. Seth’s TikTok

The Globe 

Repeated, unintentional eye contact in silent

 Being forced to speak to your Freshman year best friend in the pizza line

Weekly Communal PG Showers 

Tuna As Salad Bar protein 

The number of times per day the Commons coffee machines need refilling 

Your sock drawer