The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

“I think I would be more disappointed by my midterm grades if I knew someone who actually did well.” 

“I’m so glad we don’t need family emergencies to leave campus anymore, I was running out of fake weddings to go to.” 

“It’s only a gambling addiction if I’m losing money.”

“Any idea if the Den’s stock is publicly traded?” 

“Drake the type of fella to overshare in EBI.”

“Guys we should totally bring back ‘derp.’ That was a classic.”