The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Questions To Ask the Mentalist That You Can’t Ask Sykes

Can you put me in a never ending sleep so I can get out of my math test?

How many times a day is it normal to cry?

How are babies made?

Did Sykes hire you? Sorry, Andover taught me to have trust issues.

Why is my boyfriend always on the phone? Does he have another girl or is he dealing?

Does my history teacher like me back?

Can you look at this rash?