The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths


“CVS ran out of soap, guess my teachers are gonna have to suffer for a bit longer.”

“Just because my dad runs a hedge-fund doesn’t mean I’m upper-class.” 

“Can I sanc you for a Pure Leaf addiction?”

“Soggy risotto really doesn’t make the jerk chicken any better.”

“My favorite color is $100 bill blue.”

““My IBS is the only thing holding me back from a flourishing sex life.”

“Mmmm, I love the smell of Goose poop in the morning.”