“SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH.”
“CVS ran out of soap, guess my teachers are gonna have to suffer for a bit longer.”
“Just because my dad runs a hedge-fund doesn’t mean I’m upper-class.”
“Can I sanc you for a Pure Leaf addiction?”
“Soggy risotto really doesn’t make the jerk chicken any better.”
“My favorite color is $100 bill blue.”
““My IBS is the only thing holding me back from a flourishing sex life.”
“Mmmm, I love the smell of Goose poop in the morning.”
