Student Co-pres Race Reminiscent of Your Hunger Games Phase in Seventh Grade… But Less Smut
SAT Proctor Obviously Misread Her Role And Tries Out Her Netflix Stand Up Special on Test-Taking Students
Signing Up For Carrels in the Library Lasted About a Week If We’re Generous
Administration Letting Students Go Downtown Proven to Influence Male Population to Get Haircuts
End-of-Term EBI Survey Turn into Mistaken For Def Jam Roast by Exhausted Uppers
CVS Body Lotion Section Doesn’t Know What It’s in Store For…
