The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

“Do you know how to cut a turtle’s nails?” 

“Your debut Soundcloud album is so good, you should totally drop out.”

“Is it okay for me to eat my french toast bagel right now?” 

“Everything is okay in the background, just some play fighting.” 

“I’ve legitimately never seen a worse fit in my life.”

“I don’t think I can get through a class without saying my internet is down.”

“I don’t trust E&R with my good Supreme.”