The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard In Space

“Do you know how long it took to do eyeliner on all 20 of my eyes??” 

“You know, just this morning I found a satellite floating around in my living room.” 

“Bro, look how long I can hold my breath.”

“Haha come in peace… get it?”

“Can I bring tangy BBQ sauce? I’d pack it over my socks.”

“Yeah I can see the Gelb Tent from here.”

“Astrology is like astronomy for people with friends.”

“I can’t hear you, we’re in space.”

“I knew he was boujee when he showed up in the new Space X.”