The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

“Yeah, me too. I thought I was cool before I got to #69 on the SOTA”

“You probably don’t even know what Kombucha is”

“Don’t worry, I make up for my lack of personality with my supernatural spikeball abilities”

“All I’ve eaten in the past two weeks is white rice and a bottle of Pure Leaf ” 

“No, cloud paint is not a necessary item to bring when there’s the buildings on fire” 

“Four days late? On Your Homework Or Your Period?”