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Phillipian Satire: Overheard On Move In Day

“No, don’t worry, I HAD Covid-19.”

“I mean ten bags, two bags, it’s pretty much the same thing.”

“My mom said that I shouldn’t bring the industrial fridge, but it was totally essential.” 

“Can you pass me that jackhammer? This linoleum is really messing with the vibe.”

“Mom, this can’t be happening…You forgot the LEDs?”

“I think those stairs might be a little too steep for the butler.”

“I’m definitely shanking someone during outdoor time today.”