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Phillipian Satire: Overheard On Zoom

“Pay attention—TikTok won’t help you pass this class.”

“In Nassau, where I am, there wasn’t any snow. I think it’s because I’m in the Bahamas, which is warm and where I am currently at.”

 *silence* from unprepared Texans with power outages

“I’ll give you this pancake recipe for answers to six, seven, and 13.”

“They’re technically blue-light glasses, but I actually really need them.”

“I told her if she isn’t vegan, I can’t mess with her.”