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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Pick-up Lines

When I’m Around You I Get As Nervous As Dr. Kington Trying to Connect with the PA Community 

You Make My Cat Boner

I Don’t Know If It’s Covid-19 or Just You, Because I Can’t Breathe Right Now And You Smell Great 

Sorry, But How Does Anyone Stay Six Feet Away From You, Cutie

If You’re Ivanka, Then I’m Donald, Baby

Is That My Baby In Your Stomach Or Did You Just Eat An Entire Meat Lovers Stromboli By Yourself?

Am I a Blue Key Head? Because I Wanna Make You Scream, Babygurl