I’m sorry baby, I didn’t know that was your twin.
I thought girlfriends hated gifts on Valentine’s Day?!
My first choice ring was really big, but you’ve got to understand, the PS5 restocked!!
Don’t worry honey, this power saw will be a lot more useful than chocolates.
No, the card says, “Tested negative for Covid-19, positive for love.” It’s supposed to be sweet.
If you don’t propose tomorrow, I’m bagging your dad.
Cardboard cutouts are better than girlfriends anyway.