The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On Zoom

“The L.E.D. lights do change colors. Thanks for noticing!

“No, if we were on campus, I definitely would have been on varsity.”

“Yeah, he’s hot, but what about his 401k?”

“We can tell you’re not frozen, the fan is still moving.” 

“Classes can’t get harder than BIO-100 right? Right?!”

“If I see the crockpot one more time on the counter this week, I’m running away.”