The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Let’s give a Jo Jorgensen cabinet position for getting us over the line in Michigan.”

“It’s called ‘Empanada Line-Induced Hypothermia,’ Bethanny! It’s not a joke!”

“Yeah, my parents live in Nevada and didn’t vote, what’s the problem?”

“He asked to hang out in Graves tent. I think we might take our masks off in front of each other today.”

“ARE THERE PEANUTS IN CAESAR SALAD?”