The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“And then they took off their mask and I was like, ‘I gave you a lot of credit in the non-ugly department.’” 

“You know, how I see it, Kan Jam is rock ‘n’ roll, but Spikeball is jazz.”

“Dean Fartner completely caught us kissing. We had our masks on, but still.”

“Will there be food?”

“I would say my best quality is that I’m always the first to speak in breakout rooms.”