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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on Zoom

“What do you mean traffic was bad?”

“I can hear people talking in the background. I know you’re just mouthing the words”

“Guys, it’s not what it looks likethis is my brother’s computer. That’s why the screen share tab says ‘hottest Shrek moments.’”

“I’m having a pretty good week, I just have a cold and can’t really taste anything.”

“That integrity form I signed will certainly keep me from using the internet on this take-home test.”

“Mom! Dad! The whole school doesn’t need to know you’re getting divorced!”