“What do you mean traffic was bad?”
“I can hear people talking in the background. I know you’re just mouthing the words”
“Guys, it’s not what it looks like… this is my brother’s computer. That’s why the screen share tab says ‘hottest Shrek moments.’”
“I’m having a pretty good week, I just have a cold and can’t really taste anything.”
“That integrity form I signed will certainly keep me from using the internet on this take-home test.”
“Mom! Dad! The whole school doesn’t need to know you’re getting divorced!”
