The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Misheard Through the Mask

“What do you mean you have the iris?”

“Your homework is in Kansas.” 

“WHAT? I can’t hear you with this jam flask over my mouth.”

“I don’t know if my calculator is broken or I’m doing the meth wrong”

“Do you wanna Blue Book up this weekend?”

“The debate made me feel really good about the future of our country.”