The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Socially Distant Hobbies

Imaginary catch—just like Dad and I used to play!

Finding Love with

Realizing that costs money and Tinder is more your speed anyway.

Deleting and redownloading TikTok three times a day.

Totally not going into each other’s rooms when my house counselor goes downstairs.

Wondering if, in another life, I would be done with my college apps.

NOT walking in on my parents having sex.

Getting less funny.