Imaginary catch—just like Dad and I used to play!
Finding Love with match.com.
Realizing that match.com costs money and Tinder is more your speed anyway.
Deleting and redownloading TikTok three times a day.
Totally not going into each other’s rooms when my house counselor goes downstairs.
Wondering if, in another life, I would be done with my college apps.
NOT walking in on my parents having sex.
Getting less funny.
