Period 1:
Lunch 100: Introductory Lunch
Description:
Start your day off with an early morning lunch fueling! All of your malnourished friends will be hyper-jealous that you are hitting your protein goals before they even get out of bed.
Period 2:
Free Period
Description:
Master the art of frying your dopamine during your perfectly placed free period! Commons will just be closing, so prepare for your next class by starting your screentime journey early. The phony policy oppresses your freedom to freely use Insta, but luckily, you have the perfect amount of time to hide in the alcoves of your dorm room.
Period 3:
English 100: The Reader
Description:
Learn how to annotate writings by Shakespeare, Mary Shelley, and the prized trustees of Andover! Make sure to bring at least ten different highlighters to class and don’t forget your Post-it notes because your grade will be entirely dependent on the colorfulness of your annotations! Reminder: Frankenstein is not the monster.
Period 4:
History 100A: World History
Description:
Develop your historical analysis skills through the BS that you say during class discussions! Although you will remember absolutely nothing from this course, it will likely be the one that you also spend the most late nights on.
Period 5:
Japanese 100: Introductory Japanese
Description:
As a native Japanese speaker, you were hoping that this class would serve as an easy six, but with the new Pass/Fail policy for Freshman Fall, there was really no point in you taking this course. Just remember to embrace your Japanese heritage! >_<
Period 6:
Theatre 251: Dance I
Description:
Watch all your friends through the Pan window as they rush over to Commons for lunch, while you spend your class period participating in an activity you have absolutely no interest in: dance! As your stomach grumbles, you are forced to stay on your toes during the grueling ballet activities.
Period 7:
Math500A: Introduction to Calculus
Description:
Join a Senior-only class to meet all of this year’s newest Super Seniors and start your networking early! Even though you came into Andover with the strong hope that you could continue your accelerated math journey, it really ends with this class right here.
