Skit: *cue Australian accent* “In a land far far away, all the clusters (minus WQN) were beefing, and now we have the Cluster Olympics…”
Scavenger Hunt: One scavenger hunt competitor allegedly broke a running world record in what is being called the greatest underdog story in Andover history. Making the run from Eaton to Sykes in under 2 minutes is a monumental feat only matched by Abbot students waking up 2 minutes before period one PE or English.
Cone Game: “Heads”, “Shoulders”, aw man grabbed the wrong leg, “Cone”!
Spoken Word Poetry: This year, an aspiring WQN poet was visited by a special guest in their dreams: David Goggins. The discipline was so strong that they were awoken from their REM sleep and motivated to write the best WQN Army poem written in history. You’re right!
Ray K was home when you left (You’re Right!)
Dean Leck was home when you left (You’re Right!)
Your fellow was home when you left (You’re Right!)
Chalk Art: While looking over the chalk art of the many clusters, a Cluster Olympics official said some of the art was a sure sign of the second coming of Picasso, while others were soon informed that their art requirements had reset completely.
Paper Airplane: Abbot entered the paper airplane competition as heavy favorites before suffering what analysts are already calling a historic falloff. With many of the paper airplanes having a distance that starts with a “negative”, competitors’ excuses include that it “must have been the wind.”
Tug-of-War (11/12): WQN and Pine Knoll students rushed the field to support their fellow rope tuggers (Flagstaff, Abbot, and WQS had magically disappeared after accepting their loss). Though the tuggers were infamous for lasting a short amount of time, the spectacle continued for a full 20 minutes.
