The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Add-Drop

Dear Scheduling Department, here is my desired course load:

MUS720: Somebody is watching me: An Introduction to Michael Jackson

PHR300: Distraction – How to Hide the Files from the public.

PHY700: Jiggle Physics

HIST250: The Roman Empire: Why the Red Sox are winning the 2025 World Series

ENG410: Pride and Prejudice, an intro to Jane Austin, Nationalism on Campus

MTH670: Counting 1-10 Without Acting like I’m Juggling

Thank you,

Dill Eavery (Please don’t ban me)