Mr. Palfrey Softly Singing “Africa” by Toto While Being Hoisted By Flocks of Doves.
A Freshman Doing Tricks in Heelies While Tweaking on Freebase Caffeine.
The Muppets Cover of “The Andover Song.”
Your Mom Yelling on Stage About How Disappointed She and Father Are With You.
The Smallest Freshman You’ve Ever Seen Doing Fortnite Dances to Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl.”
A PowerPoint Presentation on the Importance of Proper
Sanitation and Oral Hygiene.