10. Cookie Monster, on his life as an addict 9. Ellen Degeneres, on living in the big, black shadow of Oprah (It modifies “shadow,” you racist!) 8. Tupac Shakur, on being alive. Or dead. 7. Simba, on losing his father to a stampede and almost losing his own life to alcohol 6. King Hamlet’s ghost, to warn us all 5. Shaniqua Ping Chang José Worthington, III., on diversity 4. Bose Stereo Surround Sound Model #A1210 3. O.J. Simpson, on how he did it 2. Stephen Hawking, on… science… that… is… is… is… damn… key… stuck… again… 1. Mrs. Chase
