Before Dr. Kington departs Andover, he has decided to label some buildings to provide them with renewed significance and spirit. This list, titled Program 2026, is a leaked version of campus building changes.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Library – For the Wise and Unshowered
Bulfinch Hall – Old Money, New Essays (Brought to you by GPT 5.0)
Morse Hall – 3 Dots 3 Dashes 3 Dots
Gelb Science Center – Yes, the Birds are Happy
Paresky Commons – Come One, Come All
Sykes Wellness Center – Sykes Day Excuse Center
Pearson Hall: No Man’s Land
Graves Hall: (Aptly named)
Falls: Financial Literacy Teacher
