This past Halloween weekend, Exeter had a small “rage-a-thon fest 5000 party”. In their super unc status building they call a basketball gym, they held an invite only (Google form sign-up) function (there was a DJ who was 14). Reports called it the “party of the century” but the party was reportedly so lame that Exeter in a rage made an anonymous phone call down to Andover. With weekend sign in being at 6:15 pm, the Exeter students all packed their way into that gym. Fein was played on repeat for the entirety before the balloons were popped and students were sent home in a “fruit punch daze”. The students then returned promptly back to their dorm in orderly fashion to complete their post party reflection. A leak surfaced on the internet and revealed that these students were ecstatic about the party that lasted a whole 13 minutes. “I wish we had that every weekend” said a student “That was the best party eva” said another. Exeter stays little bro in every category.
