In response to Abbot Cluster’s “Who are we? A-B-B” chant, Exeter has created a new chant, realizing their old one wasn’t good enough. Clearly not understanding that ABB stood for “Abbot”, they started to shout, “Who are we? A-B-Gs!”. I’m not sure what they were thinking, but they don’t have a cluster with those initials.
At the sound of this chant, eager Exeter students perked up and began scanning the crowd. Much to their dismay, all of the ABGs were preoccupied with Big Ed, a welcome addition to Exeter’s football roster.
Students started screaming, “Where are you, ABGs!”. Rosie the Riveter, furious with these students’ behavior, yelled and requested that the hose be brought out. The school explained that they stopped hosing people in ‘68, however, so instead she threatened to make the basketball team pass a swim test if they wanted to play.
The students walked away more unfulfilled than then they had felt on halloween night that AE.
