With a surge of “two mans” increasing exponentially in high schools across America, researchers wanted to conduct a study on the influx of this dating style and why it is becoming so rampant. With the spirit of A/E, us researchers were able to find two Andover and Exeter students who wanted to initiate the two man with one another. After interviewing Andover’s top “two manners” on campus, we have gathered valuable insight on the topic.
“The last girls had an unforgettable experience with Trent and I, they couldn’t keep their
eyes off us. After a four-mile walk across campus with fine shii we decided to settle down at JP
for some good cream, but these huzz didnt wanna pay so we walked another four-miles for
some rink action,” said Mason, self proclaimed “F Student”.
“As a prospect for varsity hockey, I needed to make sure my dangles were up to standard.
Hockey sticks before chicks, am I right? Anyway, these girls were def digging it. I could see them on
the bench staring down at their phones, prob texting the huzz ’bout us or somethin,” Trent, 4th string JV hockey.
For the purpose of getting a neutral understanding of the two man, we were able to
interview the girls about their own experience
“Mason is a biatch. I wanted to slap him across the face during the free skate. I liked him at first cause he was really tall (Editor’s note: Mason is 5’6 while Chloe is 4’1), but he kept on trying to do something called a “Michigan” during the entirety of free skate, and in turn, the puck went straight to my throat. The entire time he was saying 6-7, talking about how bad the seniors are, giving me and Cabbie back-handed compliments and not paying attention to me at all,” Chloe, suspected middle schooler.
“Trent is cute, but he takes things too seriously. He wants to “take things slow”. I was willing to wait a bit, but he said he doesn’t want to do it until a week into our situationship, so I decided to go out with another man before him. This apparently was not a good idea, because he blocked me! I was telling Trent it wasn’t technically cheating! I’m currently texting him right now about coming to his dorm for an apology, and what I mean by that is going [redacted by editor] for an hour straight,” Cabbie, XC prospect.
Our research came to be completely inconclusive. There seemed to be no correlation to
the rise in “two mans” and the enjoyment out of them, along with the lack of evidence for the
reason people go on them in the first place. In conclusion, if you want to go on one with me and
my boy Alf, hit my number up right here → 267-436-5025
