In a shocking turn of events, the Andover Varsity football team’s first win over Kent has been voided as footage of Bill Belichick Andover ’71 was seen in a BVH players cutoff under armour sweater deflating footballs. After UNC’s 2-3 start to Belichick’s inaugural season as head coach, his new girlfriend Andover ’25 seems unimpressed. Belichick returned to his Alma mater last Saturday to witness Andover’s shocking first win over Kent. When asked about his appearance he stated “here to scout the younger prospects.” Belichick also had remarks to say on twitter following the game “Those bum big rigs gotta stop with those twitter shouts. I ain’t give you no offer.” The 6 time super bowl champion also had some comments about the tailgate: “the worst I have ever seen”. Both Andover and UNC have done their fair amount of losing this season, with neither team’s futures looking bright. Both are expected to lose out the rest of the season and Bill returns back to the Hill to put on his sleep apnea mask and get his back rubbed by his masseuse.
