Dear Scheduling Department, here is my desired course load:
MUS720: Somebody is watching me: An Introduction to Michael Jackson
PHR300: Distraction – How to Hide the Files from the public.
PHY700: Jiggle Physics
HIST250: The Roman Empire: Why the Red Sox are winning the 2025 World Series
ENG410: Pride and Prejudice, an intro to Jane Austin, Nationalism on Campus
MTH670: Counting 1-10 Without Acting like I’m Juggling
Thank you,
Dill Eavery (Please don’t ban me)