🎵 Jig – gle Bælls. Jig – gle Bælls. Jiggle all the Weiii,
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a golf cart with Canda-ay!
Jiggle Bælls. Jiggle Bælls. Jiggle all the Wei,
Oh, what fun, I’ll confide, I read Fifty Shades of Grey.
Flashing with the bros, but PAPS is in our way,
Under the hills we go, wear socks so it’s okay!
The bells on Bob’s tail ring, he shakes them with delight,
What fun it is to swing your sword in a dorm sword fight! 🎵
Ahem.
🎵 I’m getting expelled, the Deans told me today,
But because I’m a spiteful lad, I’ll report you anyway-ay!
Jingle Bells, Borden smells, Santa’s broke the sleigh,
Santa’s sack is empty, because he came on Christmas day!
Rudolph got a GAP, for “cruising” in Santa’s sleigh, (no Reach!)
Santa’s elves revolted and bombed the workshop yesterday,
If it’s not snowing, Santa’s not going
Sorry kids in Florida, your gift was climate chaaa-ange! 🎵
