In recent events, genius individuals have discovered that by cashing fraudulent checks at a Chase Bank ATM, they can spawn free money. Our resourceful trustees have managed to take advantage of this “glitch” and withdrew a total of 500,000 dollars.
New seven dollar smoothie machines
How do you think we have free laundry?
Reinvesting in fossil fuels
Replacing broken squash rackets from instructional rage
Diving board off Dr. Kington’s Roof
Bad food trucks
Funding subsidised housing in the Knoll
Converting the Borden pool to Andover theological seminary
A clay shooting simulator in the basement of Borden
Cutting the cost of Dorito bags in the den to 99 cents
