The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

“I wrote my History 300 paper on why the government was justified in giving Americans cancer.”

“Fell asleep to Mr. Beast… and woke up to two men building a mansion in the jungle.”

“I have no idea when you’re sober anymore…”

“Are you sure Lone Survivor isn’t about RFK Jr.?”

“Yeah, I don’t see this going further… I don’t really fw you.”

“Bernie would love this.”