“I wrote my History 300 paper on why the government was justified in giving Americans cancer.”
“Fell asleep to Mr. Beast… and woke up to two men building a mansion in the jungle.”
“I have no idea when you’re sober anymore…”
“Are you sure Lone Survivor isn’t about RFK Jr.?”
“Yeah, I don’t see this going further… I don’t really fw you.”
“Bernie would love this.”
