Dear Andover Students,
The secret to success has finally been revealed.
Despite many doubts about its existence, the long-awaited truth has finally come out about how to achieve the esteemed 6.0 GPA. For the sake of Andover, we top students have worked tirelessly to provide the actual guide toward a 6.0:
Get tight with the Adderall plug.
Method acting is key. Play League of Legends the night before your math test.
Keep a bag stashed in Silent at all times. It’s one of many ways to mark your territory.
Grading is subjective. Spice things up with your History teacher.
Invest in ChatGPT 4.0. It’s worth it.
Listen to RayK’s bedtime stories for some motivation.
Email your teachers inspirational quotes, so they know you care.
The time is now! Get to work Andover! I did not reach my high level of success (JV 2 Lacrosse star and crypto self-starter) without taking initiative.
Yours truly,
The 6.0ers
