Welcome admitted students! On behalf of the entire Eighth Page crew, let us be the first to welcome you to this prestigious institution. A brief side note: the administration has instructed us to inform all revisits that they are expected to ask at least three questions per class so the school can gauge where they are academically. Good luck!
We are sure our wonderful tour guides have made your visit most riveting, our selection process is quite rigorous. Statistically, there’s only a 30 percent chance of you being accosted by your guide (our studies show that’s 74 percent lower than Exeter, with a 4 percent margin of error). When it’s time for your first lunch at Paresky Commons you’ll likely be faced with a choice between chicken nuggets and pollock. Please listen to me when I say CHOOSE THE POLLOCK (or cod, if available). It’s legitimately the best seafood I’ve ever had.
Should you become separated from your tour guide, don’t panic. If you are an incoming 9th or 10th grader, go to the lower right dining hall in Paresky Commons and sit at a table until an Upper or Senior is able to assist you.
Well, that’s all the space I have for today. Enjoy your visit and GO BIG BLUE!
