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Phillipian Satire: Adventures in Estonia

Mar 21, 2024

Here’s a List of Revelations I Had While in Europe:

Smoking must be good for you.
Most European governments don’t flood crack into impoverished communities.
McDonalds isn’t considered to be a daily source of nutrition.
The only thing worse than a drunk Russian is a sober French man.
I should go through at least one bottle of Dior Sauvage a month.
People in the UK also speak American.
European girls don’t want me either.