Phillipian Satire: Lovelorn Normal Person

Cool Facts About Me!

I like to stay up late on Facetime or watch TV
ASAP Rocky is my favourite artist
My favourite part of my day is when I get back from classes and get to rest for a bit before football, hockey, or lacrosse practice
You will never catch me doing homework past 10:30 pm
Face to Face sign-in is my least favourite part of the school
Never had an Exeter girl show interest in me due to my relaxed and carefree attitude
The one kid at Exeter who can hold a non awkward conversation

Ideal Date

Deal Breakers

Dishonest
Ends up having sex with my dog and then when my dog gets chlamydia, they blame it on my sister who my father still won’t have a conversation with
Always in the library
Never up for an adventure

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