Reprogrammed my calculator so I can watch anime porn on it when my math teacher has to re-explain the parametrization of tangent planes for the dumb kids.
I dominate Harkness discussions. I basically lecture the class at this point, school should pay me instead of those incompetent teachers!
If you date me, you’ll never need a dictionary. I’ll seduce you with my knowledge of the Germanic and Indo-european roots of the word love.
I hate grade curves, but love yours.
Ideal Date Spot
SAT Test Center
Dealbreakers
Has 20/20 vision (I’m not super hot)
If you go to Andover. (Except Carissa Yip (Carissa I love you!))
