Ode to Postmates (Haiku)
Postmates, Postmates! You
Are there for me when mom makes
Tuna Casserole.
Home
Will I ever feel full again?
Now that Freshman Fall is over and what is there to live for?
I fear that I will never feel joy again.
Time’s cruel hands never stop ticking.
I should have known…
Soon Upper Fall, and then lingering death.
Snow
I watch the snow coat my neighbor’s minivan,
I comment: “SO cute I can’t EVEN deal with how CUTE this IS QUEEN”
on her vacation post, how I wish I could, too, be in Cancún.
Hair in the Shower
At first I detested you
I thought you were gross
But then I realized
You are so beautiful,
You grow every day,
And I love you,
Hair in the Shower
ASM
10:15 has never felt so
Early, Impressive Alumni
Make me feel as if
I will go into finance
Like everyone else
And eventually donate a library.
Common Room Couch
Reach inside, see what you might find:
A sock, off-brand Chex Mix, a foot,
Three TI-84s, and an old, old man
He remembers when Hale was a boys dorm
