Kim Davison, Stevens
“I may be an actress–fine, a theater teacher–but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.”
Special talents: Never responding to your texts for car permission.
Jay Moore, Foxcroft
“I’m not a stickler, but I do play one for the deans. And for real. Door at 90, please.”
Special talents: Refusing to be called “Mr. Moore”.
Yolanda Sprout, Smith
“Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home, ruining the happiness of the girls I live with.”
Special talents: Having cats that bite you when you go into their apartment.
Cara Bailey, Rockwell
“I may be married to an English teacher, but I don’t know how to read that well.”
Special talents: Really, really hurtful backhanded compliments.
Paul Johnson, Bishop
“In a dorm full of phonies, I am not afraid to be me.”
Special talents: Falling asleep in the common room, not wanting to say the word “sex” during parietal talks.