The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“God, I’m calling your bluff. Do it now, just do it. Take me from this earth and give me peace of mind.”

“My Dad called me to say he saw Stevie Wonder in L.A. the other day and waved at him.”

“I would date my mom but she’s taken.”

“I think the Britney shrine really ties the room together.

“Man, I wish Tinder could find my roommate for me. I know the radius is really small, but I’m likable and neat, right?”

“Finne hash anna zhav- vorsa, mel mahrazh.”

“What’s the word, Thunderbird?”

“My Dad called me to say he saw Stevie Wonder in L.A. the other day and waved at him.”