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Phillipian Satire: Top Ten Things To Carry in Your Saddle

Some good ol’ sweet potato muffins to lob at people when you’re feeling rowdy in lower right.

The sixty-seven phone wallets you got from PA Giving Day and don’t have anywhere to put.

EBI sandwiches (extra mayo).

Wet wipes – things get messy on the road, no matter how country you are.

A mini horse in case your real horse breaks down

A white flag to wave for when you feel like the town might, in fact, be big enough for the two of you.

Travel-size mouthwash

A boring, replaceable sense of humor (cannot be found at Eighth Page General Store–try down the street)

A portable charger for VSCO-ing sunsets.

Two Candles