Some good ol’ sweet potato muffins to lob at people when you’re feeling rowdy in lower right.
The sixty-seven phone wallets you got from PA Giving Day and don’t have anywhere to put.
EBI sandwiches (extra mayo).
Wet wipes – things get messy on the road, no matter how country you are.
A mini horse in case your real horse breaks down
A white flag to wave for when you feel like the town might, in fact, be big enough for the two of you.
Travel-size mouthwash
A boring, replaceable sense of humor (cannot be found at Eighth Page General Store–try down the street)
A portable charger for VSCO-ing sunsets.
Two Candles
