The Mutton Buster: Children race sheep. What’s not to enjoy?
The Wheelie: Pull up into town riding a horse on two legs (three doesn’t count, Wayne)
The Rolling Cacti: How many Cacti you can date in a year? 3 is the record (them there cactuses be needy)
The Speedy Boy: Outrun a train before it leaves those darn state boundaries
The Aspiring Gymnast: Headstand and twirl and flip. Your parents said horses but your heart said Gymnastics.
The Old Town Road: Ride till you can’t no more and then get the horses in the back
