The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Cowboy Tricks

The Mutton Buster: Children race sheep. What’s not to enjoy?

The Wheelie: Pull up into town riding a horse on two legs (three doesn’t count, Wayne)

The Rolling Cacti: How many Cacti you can date in a year? 3 is the record (them there cactuses be needy)

The Speedy Boy: Outrun a train before it leaves those darn state boundaries

The Aspiring Gymnast: Headstand and twirl and flip. Your parents said horses but your heart said Gymnastics.

The Old Town Road: Ride till you can’t no more and then get the horses in the back