“Does the crew team row? Or do they just all get on a school bus and leave campus?”
“I psychoanalyze my subject notebook colors.”
“Man is like fruit–some are moldy, some are ripe. Gatsby said that.”
“At this point it’s a battle between the colons and semicolons.”
“Hey, can you pick up the kids tonight? In Bish with the boys right now.”
“I really thought The Phillipian gave out soda. Mood: disappointed.”
“I drowned at PA Pool Club. They gave me a Salvatore’s gift card and said to ‘walk it off.’”
“Hexagons describe my undying passion for creme-brulee.”
