The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard Pickup Lines

Is it HOSD? ‘Cause you raise my racket.

Are you an epipen? Because I am having a serious allergic reaction and need you ASAP. Seriously. Help.

You better have car permission, cause you’re driving me crazy.

Can I get your email? I’d love to establish prolonged contact with a professional subtext with you.

Hey, we’re running for co-pres! Wanna sign our sheet?

I’m a Leo, you’re a Libra, I think we know what’s bound to happen here.