The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

“Sometimes I just want to bite into an unpeeled orange.”

“I am hungry for water.”

“Why cant they use the endowment for something we really need, like non-latex balloons.”

“I don’t know  though, that’s just my experience with the fuschia mittens.”

“I became completely illiterate for ten minutes.”

“I didn’t know the picture books in Lower Left were meant for the faculty kids.”