The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Our 5 Step Plan For Complete and Total Phillipian Domination

Step One: Trick Upper Management into letting on “dedicated” Eighth-Pager.

Step Two: Invite Upper Management to “courtesy” Pancake Luncheon.

Step Three: Prepare Mickey Mouse arsenic-chocolate chip pancakes.

Step Four: Celebrate successful coup with arsenic-free Mickey Mouse pancakes.

Step Five: Eight Pages.

Feb 1, 2019