The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: OVERHEARD ON THE PATHS

“The Lord gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. Wouldn’t you agree, Larissa?”

“Sorry but no, Bartholomew. This oatmeal just won’t cut it. Bring me another.”

“Did my computer just turn itself off?”

“Don’t tell anyone, but I’m like 90 percent sure that there isn’t really a Nordic team.”

“Shorts in January? Bad move, Jonathan.”

“Sleep and I have a toxic relationship.”

“Stop distracting me, Michael! The Dow is dropping!”

Jan 18, 2019