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Phillipian Satire: Classifieds For The Lovelorn: Andrew Cohen

Andover can be a lonely place, and it’s not always easy to meet new people. So every week, we highlight one real, actual student who is on this campus and looking for love (serious relationships only — we don’t advertise hook-ups). If interested in putting your name here, email







Andrew Cohen ‘20

Looking for a Tall, muscular brunette

…looking for Tom Brady


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