The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: ThInGs We GeT tO Do.

– We GET to answer the question “How is school going/” for every    single distant relative that shows  up for the holidays.

– We GET to take care of that monkey they still haven’t found out about.

– We GET to cover our eyes from the sun every morning because every single shade in the entire school is simultaneously broken and unfixable.

– We GET to have the Den closed because of the Freshmen.

– We GET to eat all the gum at the bottom of the tables in the Den

– We GET to use R E A C #*!@H